I Hate Neighbors

What You Think Upon Grows Day
World No Tobacco Day
Anniversary - Copyright Law
Birthday - Walt Whitman (poet)

 

Dear 2,000 or so loud schmucks in the neighboring apartment:

 

Allow me to introduce you to a pair of friends of mine.  This is the big hand, and this is the little hand. They tell you what time it is. See the little hand? It is currently pointing at Very Late. And the big hand’s position? It is indicating that it is Even Later Than That.

 

In case you were wondering, Very Late is the time that you are supposed to cease shouting around other people’s windows.

 

I don’t suppose I could politely get you to pipe the blinking blue blazes down, could I?

 

Thanks!

 

Amelia

 

Sheesh. I know we can make some noise at CSI Night, but this is ridiculous.

EDIT: WHAT THE SHIT LOUD BASS MUSIC FROM THE APARTMENT ON THE OTHER SIDE IS THIS BLOW UP AMELIA'S HEAD DAY OR WHAT ASSHATS.

Doctor Who Fans May Get This

A conversation today has led to my posting this tribute to gondolinchick01’s relationship with Captain Jack Harkness in Torchwood:

Tom Lehrer: unintentionally relevant to your fandom decades after the fact. 

(God I love his rhymes.) 

For Great Justice

Man, 79, jailed after forgetting to pay for pie.

And here I thought the crackdown on me that one time was harsh. Looks like I got off easy $500+ later. But on the other hand, I didn’t have priors.

I wonder if my pal Dave The Ever-Vigilant Security Guard transferred to Lake Worth at some point …

People are assholes.