*sigh*

Dear Kenya,

What in the pluperfect past tense is this shit? 
 

Come on, dudes. When I was there most of you seemed rational. Yes, I agree that Kibaki is a soul-sucking zombie,* but his "winning" does not justify going off and murdering all the Kikuyus out there.  Knock it off. What happened to the nice friendly Kenya I knew? Can you perhaps think of a better way to express your outrage and cause change than murdering everyone?

 

Special not to Kibaki: this does not let you off the hook.  You and your “not corrupt” government had a lot to answer for before this, and no matter what I would have suspected some serious fixing of the votes from you. Also, ordering cops to shoot to kill does nothing in your favor.

Another special note to the US government with its concern over the "'serious problems' during the counting of votes": You just shut up. Hypocrite.

 

 

*Seriously, the posters of him all over the place were creepy as hell.

Quote of the Day, Messages We Can All Get Behind Division

New Year's Eve
First Night Celebrations
Leap Second Adjustment Time
Make Up Your Mind Day
Saint Sylvester's Day
Universal Hour of Peace
World Peace Meditation
Birthday - John Denver (musician)
Birthday - Henri Matisse (painter)
First Nights (Canada)

 

“So I guess what this movie’s trying to say is ‘Vroom, vroom, buddow.’”

 

Today’s quote brought to you by Mike Nelson’s Rifftrax of Transformers, which is still the greatest stupid movie in the universe. I GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS, and it will now take serious convincing if anyone wants to keep me from watching it every time I decide to watch a movie. I did not get the version of the DVD case that transforms into Optimus Prime, however, because I am much too classy for that.

 

VROOM, VROOM, BUDDOW!

 

Classy, I tell you.