Practical Exam

Savor the Comic, Unplug the Drama (SCUD) Day

 

Uh-oh.

 

Fatima is in Salt Lake. And she wants to hang out.

 

Good lord, what am I going to do? I’d love to see her again, but since we first met my Spanish has rusted like a truck on a hillbilly’s lawn, and I don’t have time to brush it up. Conversing that way is awkward, and she’s about the same in English, so I foresee a lot of embarrassment and confusion if we do anything.

 

Plus, I want to figure out something fun to do. I like Fatima. I have IM’d off and on with her over the years since we met, and to this day she remains the only person I have ever smuggled into a hotel room, and that’s got to count for something, right?

 

Yeah, got you with that last one, didn’t I?

 

All right, all right. I’ll elaborate. 

 

( Story Time! )

Quote of the Day

“Can you imagine how annoying it must be to try to flush a toilet in the Myst universe?”

 

Today’s quote brought to you after a complicated process of pulling levers to align symbols in a sequence found in an old journal.  It took hours.