Based On A True Story

[bloodyrosemccoy]

On Saturday I bought Froot Loops, slaughtered a goat, made friends with an awesome girl from Nigeria, got chased by a four-year-old wielding the goat's gigantic testicles, and got in a bar fight.

How was your weekend?

Comments

[gryfindormia.livejournal.com]

Now this is an extremely important question: did you eat said goat testicles?

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Of course not! That would be ridiculous.

The men ate them.

[alexvdl.livejournal.com]

We couldn't go letting the women eat the goat testicles. Duh. *rolls eyes*

[gryfindormia.livejournal.com]

ASKDFJSLKDFJ. You must try them. The gooshy experience is not something I can adequately put in words. In Lebanon they are served at very traditional banquets called mazza, and they are hardly cooked at all so as to keep that well-imaginable texture. So, in short, you must try them. Unless this is a cultural thing and Kenyan women do not eat goat testicles.