The College Experience ~ "Balanced Diet" Means Half Are Beef Flavor And Half Are Chicken

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Now that I’ve started sporadically cooking in an attempt to eat more healthily, this is what my diet looks like:

 

Breakfast: Girl Scout cookies and milk

Lunch: Peanut butter sandwich, Girl Scout cookies, and water

Snack: Handful of Just Veggies, Girl Scout cookies, and milk

Dinner: Delicious meal, perhaps stir fry chicken and vegetables on rice or pork and sugar snap peas on noodles with stir fry sauce,* and a gigantic can of Arizona Iced Tea With Raspberry Flavor.

Midnight Snack: Girl Scout cookies

 

Believe it or not, it’s a big improvement over the All Ramen And Pop Tarts Diet I was on before, which truly does wonders for somebody who can only digest refined carbohydrates very incompletely. I may actually be getting some nutrients this way.

 

Or maybe I’ll be dead before I graduate.  But dammit, at least I’ll have had Thin Mints.

 

 

*Hey, I have this big bottle of the stuff, okay?

Comments

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

Not only do weird eating habits not *end* with college, frequently they don't *start* with college.

Says the woman who discovered sauerkraut sandwiches* back in her early teens.

*Sauerkraut mixed with mayo, on rye, topped with Swiss cheese and then nuked until hot--basically what's left after the family has had reuben sandwiches one night for dinner and eaten all the corned beef but not all of everything else.

[viizou.livejournal.com]

Well, necessity is the mother of invention.

Says the girl who recently had a dinner of popcorn with dill-flavoured topping and rusks with soy sauce, because that's all that was left in the apartment.