The College Experience ~ "Balanced Diet" Means Half Are Beef Flavor And Half Are Chicken

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Now that I’ve started sporadically cooking in an attempt to eat more healthily, this is what my diet looks like:

 

Breakfast: Girl Scout cookies and milk

Lunch: Peanut butter sandwich, Girl Scout cookies, and water

Snack: Handful of Just Veggies, Girl Scout cookies, and milk

Dinner: Delicious meal, perhaps stir fry chicken and vegetables on rice or pork and sugar snap peas on noodles with stir fry sauce,* and a gigantic can of Arizona Iced Tea With Raspberry Flavor.

Midnight Snack: Girl Scout cookies

 

Believe it or not, it’s a big improvement over the All Ramen And Pop Tarts Diet I was on before, which truly does wonders for somebody who can only digest refined carbohydrates very incompletely. I may actually be getting some nutrients this way.

 

Or maybe I’ll be dead before I graduate.  But dammit, at least I’ll have had Thin Mints.

 

 

*Hey, I have this big bottle of the stuff, okay?

Comments

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Thin Mints. Biggest cookie volume fer yer money there, and tasty too!

Thanks for the advice. I have a few tricks, too ~ there's the tortillas (optional: beans and cheese for burritos, which help a bit with my protein issues), Campbell's soups, tuna salad, granola with lots of nuts, and peanut butter celery. Yogurt literally makes me gag (I may like the flavor, but I can't suppress the gagging), but to make up for that I drink an insane amount of milk. And of course, some days, there's ramen. Lots of ramen. ;)