At Least Until Its Arteries Clog

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Homemade Bread Day
Anniversary - Suez Canal
Tellabration! A Weekend of Storytelling For Grown-ups (Conn)

 

Liz: My dad was trying to convince me today that Mom was going to make a Tofurkey for Thanksgiving. With low-fat gravy.

 

Amelia: Yeah, right.

 

Liz: I know. She’s still trying to figure out how to cut down on her cholesterol without changing her diet.  Or worrying about snacks.

 

Amelia: Or exercising?

 

Liz: Yeah.

 

Amelia: The American Dream lives on.

Comments

[gwalla.livejournal.com]

John MAdden swears by tofurkey. He is also 3 zillion pounds.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

He's also perpetrator of the turducken, which might explain a bit.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wastrel/]

I have never tried tofurkery, I never intend to, and far be it for me to push it on another.