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bloodyrosemccoy(Scene: The Internet. Amelia and the Dude are IMing, and Amelia is watching some sort of horrible movie on ABC Family about Satanic sorority girls, which she had thought were just a joke.)
The Dude: Is there a pillow fight? All movies that have to do with girl schools by law must have a pillow fight. Also a Satanic Pillowfight sounds awesome.
Amelia: Yeah! Goths battling away in their cobweb lingerie and chains, whapping their lacy pillows against each other.
Sure, it's all good fun till somebody throws an athame and puts out their eyeliner.
The Dude: Exactly! Now there's a movie!
It also featured the comment that “Anybody who sounds like a cheerleader should be fired from Satanism.” Because if they keep yelling “Hail our dark master” in a way that makes me want to yell “Rah rah rah!”, they are negating the whole dark goth perspective.
