bloodyrosemccoy | Speaking of Pirates (Reply)

Behold! I have filled up my notebook! I gotta whip out the next one and get started, because at this point I've got everyone swashing and buckling to the best of cheeseball fun. There's hangings, and daring escapes from hangings, and slaves, and kidnappings, and crazy princes and pirates and crossbow bolts that hit that body part that writers of bad fiction everywhere praise the gods for creating.* Fun stuff. But it does mean I'm even nuttier than usual. Watch out when you try to talk to me. I might start sputtering on about Important Plot Points and random narrative junk and how much I'm enjoying myself right now. Take no notice. I'll get over it in a little while, and go on to alien doctors treating sprained tentacles and surgically removing xenomorphs from people. Not that this is an improvement. But that's how I go.

*The part on your shoulder that has no vital organs and thus is a really good spot for a torso wound that isn't life-threatening but is serious enough.