Channel Change

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Last night's big dream started out as some kind of raunchy and riotous Teen Sex Comedy, with doofus 90's teenagers running all over the school talking about football and cheerleaders and the Big Graduation Party and who was gonna bang who and, for some reason, what to do with all the extra gallons of milk on the service elevator. And in the middle of the dream I swear I was like, "Dude, I HATE these sorts of shows" and my helpful subconscious was like "Oh, right, sorry, forgot who my audience was for a minute" and suddenly the school was taken over by Gorgon-Beamos-Sentinels who could turn everyone to ice or stone with their eyebeams and a cluster of the nerdiest kids had to hole up in the A/V closet and use the school computers to create invisible remote holographic avatars to sneak past them and solve many complicated MYST-like puzzles in order to defeat them and hopefully cure all the other teachers and students.

And I was like, "That's more like it."