Finally I Understand "The Little Drummer Boy"

[bloodyrosemccoy]

WHAT THE—god DAMMIT! How did I manage to go OVER A DECADE without finding out that the universe contained a Christmas Album by Ringo Starr?!

I blame all of you, somehow.

Well, at least I have it now. And thus I can assure you that "Winter Wonderland" does, in fact, benefit from More Cowbell.