The Desert Mermaid

I tend to make a semantic distinction between the Internet and "the Intarwebs". The former is the worldwide network we all know and love. The latter is the subset consisting of 4chan, SomethingAwful, lolcats, YouTube poop, fanimutations, memes, Timecube, etc. The toxic but addictive gunk that gathers in the crevices and worms its way into everything eventually.