It Made Sense To Us
Nov. 8th, 2009 09:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bloodyrosemccoyMANAGER: Aides! This cart. It contains holds. Please do not shelve its contents.
AIDES: Very well.
MANAGER: Also do not shelve the coffee cup, which is also on this cart. It is mine.
AMELIA: I don’t know its call number, anyway.
(MANAGER moves away. AIDE #2 looks reflectively at the mug)
AIDE #2: Interesting. How would one go about cataloging a mug?
AMELIA: Check and see what’s in it! If it’s decaf, we’ll know to classify it as fiction.
AIDE #2: Well, that goes without saying.
Yeah, we’ve got this library science thing down cold. Time to put the Aide Brigade in charge, and we’ll have this place shipshape in no time.
AIDES: Very well.
MANAGER: Also do not shelve the coffee cup, which is also on this cart. It is mine.
AMELIA: I don’t know its call number, anyway.
(MANAGER moves away. AIDE #2 looks reflectively at the mug)
AIDE #2: Interesting. How would one go about cataloging a mug?
AMELIA: Check and see what’s in it! If it’s decaf, we’ll know to classify it as fiction.
AIDE #2: Well, that goes without saying.
Yeah, we’ve got this library science thing down cold. Time to put the Aide Brigade in charge, and we’ll have this place shipshape in no time.
