It Would Make A Great Novel, Though

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Saint Bartholomew's Day
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Vesuvius Day (Italy)

 

I’m not saying this wouldn’t be epically cool, I’m just saying the pyramids didn’t happen this way.

 

Maybe all of creationism is the result of somebody misshelving Dinotopia in the nonfiction section? I always thought it had stemmed from another book that keeps getting mistaken for nonfiction, but you never know.

 

Also, if you think I spent any time thinking about how much fun I could have if my name was “Dr. Borg,” then you clearly know me too well.

 

(Thanks to jaylake, whose comment was, “Further proof that the term “Creation science” isn’t just an oxymoron, it’s a clinical diagnosis.” True dat.)