They're Kidding, Right?

[bloodyrosemccoy]

I think the media is running out of things to talk about. (Link courtesy bean_bunny) Because really? A deep analysis of voters’ response to food? Get a real job, guys.

 

I’m all excited to see them start to divide the polls based on BMI now,* and even more excited to see what creative euphemisms they come up with to avoid saying “fat.” Some of the gymnastics they do for those polls are impressive. So far there’s a tie for my favorite euphemism—between “Low-Information Voters” so they could avoid saying “Dumbasses,” and “Voters Of Low Racial Sensitivity” to refer to the Racist Fucker demographic.  But you never know—it may change soon.

 

 

*They’ve done it every other way.