Whovians? I Say We Call Ourselves WHOLIGANS!

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Dammit, you bastards.  WAKE DOCTOR!DONNA BACK UP.  You can’t just dangle the greatest character ever in front of me and then yank her away like that!

 

Fine.  I’ll get my own Time Lord.  With blackjack! And hookers! (They do seem to be handing them out like free condoms at the moment.  I’ll take two of each!)

 

… And now I’m either channelling Bender or Captain Jack. 

I told you it’d be a while before I became coherent. Like I said, check back in tomorrow.