The Desert Mermaid

My all-time favorite sneaker commercial involved a masked stalker dude trying to catch a female jogger. She ran like a deer, until he staggered to a halt wheezing, and the last thing you saw was the bobbing white flash of her sneakers disappearing briskly into the distance.

Now that's power.

Moral: Stay in shape so that if your life is ever threatened, you will prevail. Good running shoes are an asset.