Hand Me The Ghostswatter

It's a good thing I already knew what sleep paralysis was, because otherwise that ghoul who just slurked into my room would have scared the SHIT out of me. As it was, I spent the whole dream thinking, "Dude, this is totally sleep paralysis, whoa!" even while I panicked with deep Lovecraftian dread, and when the paralysis went away I (still in the dream) bolted upright and told that dang nightmare to GTFO because he was only a damn hypnopompic hallucination and I was trying to sleep, god dammit.

Yeah, that was an adventure.

Probably it would not be acceptable to call in to work because you got no sleep on account of the damn incubus in your room. Seriously, those things are almost as bad as mosquitos.

Though mosquitos are still worse. I have never gotten malaria from an incubus, after all.