MAD WITH POWER
Mar. 28th, 2015 07:41 pmMusical Houses commences!
I feel like I should say something on this momentous occasion, but I have no idea what, so instead I'll just proclaim that my first act as head of the household will be to put the coffee maker in storage. Goddamn thing takes up too much counterspace anyway.
My next act will be to acquire a parrot.
That's right, I've gone mad with power. Mom'n'Dad should be having a good time, though--they're in Cheyenne tonight--so what they don't know won't hurt them, right?
I feel like I should say something on this momentous occasion, but I have no idea what, so instead I'll just proclaim that my first act as head of the household will be to put the coffee maker in storage. Goddamn thing takes up too much counterspace anyway.
My next act will be to acquire a parrot.
That's right, I've gone mad with power. Mom'n'Dad should be having a good time, though--they're in Cheyenne tonight--so what they don't know won't hurt them, right?