In Soviet Russia, Toilet Barfs At YOU!

I gotta say, the Annual Xmas Plumbing Disaster is the WORST holiday tradition this family has ever invented. Even waiting till it's closer to the Feast of St. Emo doesn't make it a good tradition.

At least all the water in my closet was from the water heater, and thus was Before water, so my shoes are only wet. I am just glad my shoes weren't bathed in, y'know, AFTER water. That would have been an even BIGGER disaster.