They Didn't Stand A Chance

Okay, now, I realize you'd have to rip at least one hole in the spacetime continuum to make this happen, but I just want to put it out there to the TV networks that I would watch the SHIT out of a reality show with a cast comprising 7 or 8 standard attention-starved backstabbing jackasses and 1 Mister Rogers. If the seasons didn't all end with 7 or 8 better human beings in the world, I would at least get to watch angry people be stumped by relentless positivity.