Ocarina Of Bedtime

Speaking of modern fairy tales, this dad is as modern as it gets. Right down to stopping in the middle of the story to check his memory with Wikipedia.

While I could probably get the sequence of events a lot more in order because I live in a basement without friends and still play this darn game pretty consistently, I am pretty sure I told stories in exactly this manner all the damn time when I was a kid.

I don't anymore, because I've learned I am a super-boring storyteller. That's why I write things instead. I am much more interesting on paper.

I applaud this family's taste in mirrors, though. And also their adorableness in babies. Damn, that kid is cute.

It Sounds So Much Nicer Than "Her Own Distraction"

My new title is now Swiss Army knife of abandoned hobbies.

That is all.