But Which Comes First?

I kind of resent the fact that Brain-Breakingly Awful Bloodshot Eye Insomnia Nights also happen to be Holy Shit I Just Realized How To Fix A Plot Hole And Make This Story Generally More Awesome To Boot Nights. I LIKE sleeping, dangit. Why do the fun things in my life depend on me being deprived of sleep?

It'd be less obnoxious if my insomniac revelations turned out to be ridiculous upon later, sleep-fulfilled examination. But no, apparently the way to have ideas is to lie there and really, REALLY wish you could be asleep instead.