The Woes Of Internal Organs

The good news is that the chestburster is neutralized! The doctor gave me some awesome magic purple stuff that apparently puts chestbursters into a deep sleep. The purple stuff is expensive, but it’s not as expensive as surgery, so hey, that’s good!

Unfortunately, probably due to one of our gross patrons at the Liberry, I seem to have picked up some sort of waltzing pneumonia.* Or something, anyway. Whatever it is, it’s making my voice entertainingly husky. I’d sing a mean blues if I didn’t dissolve into coughing fits every minute or so.

But hey, the chestburster’s even sleeping through all that noise! I take what I can get.


*It’s like walking pneumonia, but in 3/4 time.