Each Of Us Is Now Wearing Three Pairs Of Sunglasses. YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

MOM: Guess what! We’re trying something different for dinner tonight!

MY SISTER: What are we having?

MOM: Sea bass!

*pause*

ME: Are they ill-tempered?

MY SISTER: Wow. That is a vintage reference.


Also, probably you should not watch Battle Los Angeles with my sister and me together in the same room at the same time, or you have real trouble taking Aaron Eckhart blowing up a gas station with the appropriate gravitas:

ME: Boy, looks like he had a BLAST doing that!

MY SISTER: Looks to me like it was a GAS!

ME: It did seem a bit FUELHARDY, though!

MY SISTER: That’s just because of his EXPLOSIVE personality!

ME: He did seem PUMPED with energy!

MY SISTER: DIESEL really show those aliens a thing or two!

MY SISTER and ME: WAHAHAHAHAHA.


My sister is fun.