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Now Open To Names For The League
Jan. 6th, 2011 12:34 pmContracted a bad case of Smashed Hand yesterday at work. Good to be back.
Also, the idea of a league of avenging librarians is starting to sound more and more attractive. Maybe I’ll try to rally us at the meeting today, and we can go around to some of the worst patrons’ houses to throw their books on the floor, leave magazines like Cosmo in the kids’ rooms, tag the bathrooms, hide the DVDs, demand that we be allowed to use the computer all damn day, and of course strew small pieces of paper everywhere. Then we’d all get into a Nac Mac Feegle style free-for-all and brawl out the door, pissing off the homeowners as we knocked shit askew.
I know, I know, it’s not exactly the Justice League, and Batman would frown on it, but look at it this way—the Green Arrow would probably be all over this shit. And if not him, then Deadpool would for sure.
Also, the idea of a league of avenging librarians is starting to sound more and more attractive. Maybe I’ll try to rally us at the meeting today, and we can go around to some of the worst patrons’ houses to throw their books on the floor, leave magazines like Cosmo in the kids’ rooms, tag the bathrooms, hide the DVDs, demand that we be allowed to use the computer all damn day, and of course strew small pieces of paper everywhere. Then we’d all get into a Nac Mac Feegle style free-for-all and brawl out the door, pissing off the homeowners as we knocked shit askew.
I know, I know, it’s not exactly the Justice League, and Batman would frown on it, but look at it this way—the Green Arrow would probably be all over this shit. And if not him, then Deadpool would for sure.
