NERD SMASH

Enjoyed about two minutes of fast internet today. Qwest has some kind of grudge against our phone number, as far as we can make out, so they’re sending us slow internet. Or something. I’m not really sure, but it’s getting really, really obnoxious. Till then, well, I assure you all I’m doing science and I’m still alive, though my blood pressure may skyrocket if this keeps up. With luck we’ll get this fixed soon. If not, well … try not to destroy the cyberuniverse while I’m gone.