Go Go Gadget Poll Creator!

Okay, dudes, I need a bit of help here for a round of Just How Clueless Is This Author? Today’s contestant is a book I found in the library, but to tell you what it’s about may contaminate this tremendously scientific experiment. And by god we are going to do it scientifically, by which I mean we are going to poll whoever happens to be reading this blog. After I tabulate results, I will let y’all know just how clueless that author was—and, of course, what the hell I’m talking about.

But first:

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