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I’m beginning to suspect that a lot of the problems of the world stem, at least partially, from peoples misinterpretation of “benefits everyone” as “benefits somebody else.”

So, hey, humans, I post a reminder for you. The Greater Good: It Includes You.

Maybe I Should Get Some For Dad's Office

I am now the proud owner of a psychedelic bouncy ball and a small plastic dinosaur.

That’s right, bitches, I went to the goddamn dentist today.

Come on, would you put up with a teeth-cleaning if they didn’t give out prizes at the end? Yeah, I didn’t think so.