Aug. 3rd, 2009

Your Turn!

Aug. 3rd, 2009 12:38 am
bloodyrosemccoy: (ABCDEF Cookie Monster)
Today I've decided to let you guys do all the work. Fill this out in the comments!

INFO
1. Name:
2. Birthday:
3. Where do you live:
4. IM:
5. What are you studying/What are you working as:
6. What makes you happy:
7. What are you listening to now/have listened to last:
8. Weirdest food you like:
9. An interesting fact about you:
10. Are you in love/have a crush at the moment:
11. Favorite place to be:
12. Favorite lyric:
13. Best time of the year:
14. Put a picture of yourself:


RECOMMEND
1. A film:
2. A book:
3. A song:
4. A band:
5. A tv show:

PLUS
1. One thing you like about me:
2. Two things you like about yourself:
3. Put this in your lj so I can tell you what I think of you?
bloodyrosemccoy: (Random Sentences)
In domestic news, the neighbors were teasing Mom’n’Dad about how the new driveway dips in order to drain.* “Your grandkids won’t be able to play basketball!” they pointed out.

In response to which Mom laughed like a maniac and observed that she’d be amazed if our kids ever went out for a nice friendly game of basketball.

My sister and I came up with a few more plausible alternatives based on the upbringing the kids’ll get. I think this may have been a bit harrowing for Dad, because my sister and I have, er, already named our hypothetical future kids.

MY SISTER: They’ll totally be reading.
ME: That might work for Dweiji, yeah. She’ll be into books.
MY SISTER: Well, Jean-Pierre would be too fancy to play basketball, but I doubt he’d read.
ME: Maybe they’d play video games.
MY SISTER: Yes! Beautimus Danger will be a force to be reckoned with!
ME: You kidding? My Optimus Prime could kick your Beautimus Danger’s ass any day!
MY SISTER: But can he beat Ophelia Contessa?
ME: It doesn’t really matter, because Mary Sue will be able to trounce them ALL by the age of three.
MY SISTER: … Touché.

And people wonder why I’m not planning to have kids. The answer is that my merciful shoulder angel nature has triumphed over my cruel shoulder devil this time, so there shall be no children named Krang or Leia Organa on my watch. I mean, what if they turned out not to be nerds? Then where would they be?


*Because I’m a jerk, I’m going to point out that these are the same neighbors whose non-draining driveway funneled a stream of frozen water directly into their garage this winter.

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