Her Nickname Is "Bubbles"

So I’m sitting here typing up my story, without headphones for once, and suddenly the ambient bubbling noise emanating from the end of my bed gets broken with a thunderous, throat-searing WARNK.

I would be more sympathetic to my cat’s snore-inducing seasonal allergies if her year-round tendency to sleep on my face didn’t induce a certain amount of snoring of its own.