Dork

I think the amount of ambient and remixed video game music on the iPatch has just passed through “embarrassing” to “sign that you should back away slowly.”

But how can one resist the dulcet tones of “Menu Screen”?

Plus, you never know when you may have to alleviate the symptoms of malaria. It’s always good to be prepared.

In conclusion, for introducing me to Galbadia Hotel, zimwifepgkwill be made Grand Vizier when I become President of the World.* Also, she gets to pay for my second hard drive when I download too much.


*I understand this position is open according to that “Controversial Survey” going around, which asks if people think the world will fail with a woman president.

A Favor!

Hey, internet!

My sister, sunshine_shaman is having a really rocky beginning to The College Experience.* I’m sure she’ll do all right, but until then, I don’t suppose y’all feel like going over to that link and commenting with something interesting/funny/cool to distract her? She could definitely use it.

I’d have you do the same for my cat, who is utterly forlorn at the loss of another human, but she doesn’t have a blog, so we’ll stick with the sister for now.


*In addition to the Great Nosebleed, in the last five days her computer, cell phone, and camera have all spontaneously combusted.