Nothing Like A Little PANIC To Wake You Up ...

Newspaper Carrier Day
Animals' Day (Curacao)

 

Dear Gynecologist,

 

I know that you want your bills paid quickly, but next time you send one out, please think about what a patient will conclude when she finds an envelope from you, of all people, in her mailbox with a big red stamp that says URGENT! OPEN IMMEDIATELY! on it.

 

I’m just saying.