Clocked

National Alcohol Screening Day
Tweed Day
Birthday - Washington Irving (author)
Anniversary - Pony Express Mail Service

 

You can now add me to the elite ranks of people who have suffered motherfucking juggling injuries.

 

Well, okay. Not really injuries. I just did way too much bending over to pick up the balls I’d dropped, and I clearly only bend one way, because my right leg is complaining through every hamstring, and now my butt is melodramatically wailing about sciatica. It hurts to move from sitting to standing or vice versa. Thank the gods for Advil.

 

Next thing you know, I’m going to die in a freak tap dancing accident.  Just you wait.

 

And now, just to entertain you because you were so nice about listening to my catalog of tragic woes, have another cool clock. It is slightly less invasive than the watch tattoo karjackshowed me. I should turn this blog into the Weird Clocks Blog.