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My subconscious makes a lousy fangirl.  I had a dream about running into Ian McKellen in a movie theater, and instead of me somehow turning him straight with my ethereal beauty and changing-color eyes and whatnot and then us shagging wildly,* I sat and chatted with him about books and listened to him recite passages from the play whose movie adaptation he was going to be acting in.

 

I distinctly remember myself saying, “It must be rather frightening to take on a role you care so much about and worrying that you may not do it justice.” To which he nodded moodily and then noted that his entourage would be waiting for him.  As he left I thought, “What a nice man. I should send him a card, but he probably won’t know who did it.”

 

That was it.

 

I’d be crankier at my subconscious, but in fact I often am like that when I’m awake—I play up wanting to shag my befanned chosen wildly, but I don’t actually have much interest in it.  I just know the rules of fanfic because of the internetz.  Can somebody be sexually autistic? Because I think I am.

 

 

*This particular Ian falls into the list of Old Guys I’d Shag.  There are a few others in this elite group, too!