This Has NOT Been A Good Term

National Pig Day
Peace Corps Day
Plan a Solo Vacation Day
Refired, Not Retired Day
Ta'Anit Ester (Fast of Esther - Jewish)
Anniversary - Land Mine Ban
Admission Day (Nebraska)
Admission Day (Ohio)
Beer Day (Iceland)
Independence Day (Bosnia/Herzegovina)
St. David's Day (Wales)

 

Possible Places My Wallet Could Be:

 

• In the back pocket of my embroidered pants.
• In my purse, although probably not.
• At Safeway.
• In the grimy little hands of an identity thief.
• The dumpster.
• A concealed corner of the Fortress of Terror where it will stay until I replace all the cards in it, at which point I will find it.
• Another dimension.

I would really, really prefer one of the first two, because I don’t want to have to go through hoops to get a new student ID, driver’s license, credit card, debit card, and two different library cards, while cancelling the old ones.

 

And here I thought today I could relax for a day or two before stressing again.

 

Silly me.

Found It!

D'you have any idea how relieved I am?  Thank the gods!