Okay, I Tried To Resist

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I have no idea what my reaction would be to the actual movie, but I have to admit that the trailer for Teeth (here if you for some reason haven't seen it yet and are not squeamish) is hilariously gross and is also one of the most entertaining trailers since Perfume’s.* For gods’ sakes, the soon-to-be-fingerless gynecologist actually assures her he’s not going to bite.  How campy is that?

 

I like how pretentious the site is.  “We’re tapping into a deep primal fear of men’s sexual terrors!  This has never been done before!” and all the women in the audience are going, “Yes, tapping into fear of sexual violence, how unusual!”  And somewhere Dan O’Bannon and H.R. Giger are waving their facehuggers around by the tails and shouting something.

 

Discussion Question: How, precisely, does one bite with these teeth?  Really strong Kegels?


*I never did see that. The trailer was enough.