The Desert Mermaid

Yeah, I've been trying like hell in posts and conversations to get across that I make a distinction between "I'm on that diet where you only eat almonds in flax seed oil," and "I'm trying to eat more vegetables and less birthday cake as a main course meal," and that the idea is to--well, I gave it to you in the last comment. But I wrote that post mostly for amusement's sake, because I thought it was funny what my brain was doing.