bloodyrosemccoy: (Languages)
2009-02-08 10:11 pm

Admit It. You Saw It Coming.

Conlanger + viral meme font program:

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It was the first thought I had when I saw Your Fonts going around. I mean, what else you gonna do with it?

This was the only complete script I have that really worked on this program. The others are either vertical, cursive, otherwise spatially inhibited, some combination of the above, or logographic.* Except Galactic Common, but I think I lost the notebook that one was in, so I’m going to have to start over. Damn.

This is the arhodes’ most common language, Rredŕa. (Ghil’s native language, for anyone who has read my stuff with him in it.) It’s written right-to-left, and thus I wrote it backwards—yes, those big dots aren’t bullet points, they’re periods. This language does things with finality. The first line is the alphabet; the second numbers, which work the same as Arabic numerals. (Their math is base 8.)

The sentences read:
Spikiki kihei ke.
Ulye ghramovne kihei ke?
Ulye alash ke kihei fandrimŕl.
Pei, ulyi zandrorris shia ashfyızhi oliefıl.


The fourth line means “Now you’re just making things up.” And first three? Well:

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Don’t laugh. I really do make the long overdone f’s when I write. I also join a lot of letters to my e’s, so this isn’t completely accurate. But still, not too far off my handwriting.


*I also have a thing for scripts that are half-cursive, so that vowels or consonants or whatever look like diacritics.
bloodyrosemccoy: Beast from X-Men at the computer, grinning wickedly (Beastly)
2009-02-02 08:07 pm

25 Random Things Meme

All right, all right! I’ll do the damn meme, Facebook. Yeesh. Pushy bastard.

25 Random Things About Me:

1. For me, some very strange words are intrinsically onomatopoeic—such as garnet, swelter, and bottle. It's an odd extra of the synesthesia, I guess.

2. I chose Kenya for study abroad because I was already studying Swahili. I was already studying Swahili because one day in high school I saw a book in the library that said Teach Yourself Swahili and I figured, why not? Life is just full of these little oddities.

3. I am a first degree black belt in tae kwon do. No, really. No, really.

4. When I was in elementary school I spent every single recess from third through fifth grade meandering around in circles on the school’s crummy little track. I was dreaming up story ideas. I never realized how weird this was. (In sixth grade I discovered that I could do odd jobs in the library at recess.)

5. I started conlanging for real at the age of 12 or 13 when I included a sentence in “Yoshese” in a Super Mario story I was writing. I believe the sentence was “They don’t call him ‘Fireball’ for nothing!”

6. When I was ten, I struck up a long-lasting friendship with a children’s book author because of my name.

7. At one point in my house we had three cats, a budgie, a rabbit, and intermittent frogs and goldfish.

8. According to my mom, I have a defective imaginary audience—that chorus of people we think is watching our every move and judging us. Mine rarely shows up, and when it does it’s after the fact. It makes me immune to self-consciousness most of the time, but it also puts people off.

9. Between the ages of about four and seventeen, I was the Human VCR. I could recite or sing almost everything you told me after hearing it once, and I can still recite everything I learned back then. This includes the entirety of “Yakko’s World,” Rockapella’s “Capital,” and songs I didn’t understand—I learned “Cielito Lindo” from a Speedy Gonzales cartoon, and could sing a song in French. The trick was to memorize the sounds, not the words themselves. Either normal brain development or antidepressants robbed me of the ability.

10. Kermit the Frog was my first crush. (I was four.)

11. I have skinny-dipped at night in a phosphorescent ocean.

12. My hip still sports a big old scar from the great rollover car crash I was in when I was six. I got out of my seatbelt for ten seconds to reach for some markers on our cross-country trip, and of course those ten seconds were the ones we crashed in. I was thrown from the car so violently that I blew the back doors open; I apparently skidded to a halt and shredded my right side. I woke up in a thorn bush and for the next six months was picking thorns and broken glass out of my scalp. But all my abrasions were superficial, and I didn’t even break any bones.

13. I used to play the stand-up bass in orchestra and jazz band in school. That got me involved in all sorts of crazy capers.

14. I am a tea snob and can tell you the correct temperature and brewing time for white, red, green, black, and herbal teas. People laugh at me until they realize that the tea I make tastes a helluva lot better because it’s done right.

15. I once threatened to steal Penn Jillette’s ponytail, until he pointed out there was no way I could reach it with our height discrepancy. I still plan to steal his house someday, though.

16. My birthday is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

17. I’ve had malaria.

18. I have a huge crush on Dr. Henry McCoy from X-Men. My friend drew several comics in which she and I hounded him the way Twilight fans hound Robert Pattinson, although to my knowledge Twifans have not, so far, given the object of their affections a bubblebath in a big washpan in the front yard.

19. For years I had a “Padawan braid” at my left temple while I kept the rest of my hair short. People knew me as “the girl with the braid.”

20. Until I was 19, I had never seen an episode of Star Trek. Then Liz, my best friend in college, introduced me to it. Blame her.

21. Liz and I also started CSI Night our first year in college, which remained a weekly party over the next four years. Sometimes we actually even watched CSI.

22. I collect mermaids.

23. I know how to cast a piece of jewelry using the lost wax process.

24. I have had a theme song since before I was born, courtesy of my mom, who would put headphones on her pregnant stomach while she worked and pump in Annie Lennox’s “There Must Be An Angel (Playing With My Heart).” According to her, I could recognize that song long before I noticed any other music.

25. I once got to be in the OR to watch a brain surgery. I was really enjoying it right up until I passed out.


Most of you with Facebook accounts have probably already been tagged 25 times, but if not consider yourself tagged. I like random facts about people!
bloodyrosemccoy: (Languages)
2009-01-25 03:26 pm

Pronouns

For all your conlangers and linguistics nerds, here’s an interesting breakdown of pronouns according to their antecedents in Venn diagram form. (I admit, the diagrams themselves were a little difficult for me to grasp at first—possibly because I had to translate the 2-D visualization from the Synesthesia Dimension where it’s been for me all my life.) And a place you can discuss it here.

In short, the OP has broken down exactly how many parties are referred to in each pronoun—“we,” for example, has several different uses:
-“I and you”
-“I and you and other(s)”
-“I and other(s) who are not you

Lotta work for one pronoun.

However, I do know of a language that fills out the Fig. 1 diagram almost perfectly—Hawaiian. I posted the breakdown in boring non-Venn form on the discussion, and here it is for you.

au - 1st singular (“I”)
kāua - 1st inclusive dual (“you and I”)
kākou - 1st inclusive plural (“you and I and George other(s)”)
māua - 1st exclusive dual (“s/he and I”)
mākou - 1st exclusive plural (“I and others who are not you”)
‘oe - 2nd singular (“thou”)
‘olua - 2nd dual (“you two”)
‘oukou - 2nd plural (“y'all”)
ia - 3rd singular (“s/he”; “it”)
lāua - 3rd dual (“they” for two)
lākou - 3rd plural (“they” for three or more)

I also very much like the demonstrative list at the end. I have done a lot of playing with the dimensions of demonstratives—abstract demonstratives (referring to nonphysical entities) and the difference between things that are actually there or absent, or whether it’s real or fictional. A few of my conlangs—:rimulet, for example—take distinctions like that to crazy extremes and have an entirely different set of actions for fictional or hypothetical scenarios—not an original idea, but one taken above and beyond.

Which is a lot of what conlanging is—you don’t need to be utterly alien in order to make something interesting and original.
bloodyrosemccoy: (Midna)
2009-01-08 11:56 pm
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"There's A WORD For It?"

Awww, [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes discovers conlanging.

Man, that makes me miss Langmaker.

Also makes me want to post my own conlanging work* again—which means I’d have to make it more cohesive than it is right now. But maybe I can start giving little mini-commentaries on interesting aspects of them in here, at least.

Because I know everyone is just dying to hear about it. Aren’t you?


*Current challenge: Figure out words/phrases/ways to describe “upside-down” and “inside-out” in various languages. Except the color one, since qazhus have top-bottom symmetry and different kinetic sense and thus have no concept of upside-down.
bloodyrosemccoy: Beast from X-Men at the computer, grinning wickedly (Beastly)
2008-11-19 02:49 pm

Review From The Linguist

So I finished Ursula K. LeGuin’s The Left Hand Of Darkness yesterday, and hey—let’s hear it for thoughtful science fiction!

I was most impressed at the way she incorporated her worldbuilding into the story—she had a good focus on a smallish area on one planet, and explored it in great depth. I liked the detail, the believability, the different psychology (often “different culture” has people still thinking the same, with material differences—basically the author puts a funny hat on a character and says, “Different culture!”), and the feeling that this was a whole world we were seeing was good. She does get pompous about it at times—I’m always suspicious of a book that treats itself as such SRS BZNS.

Her design principles for this world seemed, to me, mostly subtractive, like she was taking away more than adding. The building seems minimalist in a way. Consider:

  • Small inhabitable area makes for less of a spread of humanity, thus more communication.
  • The removal of differing genders, while it does add a few things to the culture we don’t have, seems to mostly be about removing an extra layer of cultural meaning—she postulates that sex taboos wouldn’t exist, notes that rape is sort of impossible with their particular biological setup, sexism doesn’t exist (see? Subtraction isn’t always bad!), and even goes out on a limb and suggests that war on this planet doesn’t exist on a large scale because they lack a concept of duality.
  • Technology is overall about 20th-Century level, with a few things taken away (TV, flight)
  • Fewer species on the planet to inspire stories and culture—off the top of my head I remember there being no large herd animals, no birds (or anything that flies—which the main character figures is why they’ve never invented airplanes), no insects.

On the one hand, I understand that it’s sort of ridiculous to say that more stuff = more culture, like saying Americans have “more” culture than the !Kung.  But the portrait we get in this book seems cumulatively subtractive, even with the concepts she does add (shifgrethor, Foretelling, the ins and outs of mating, the psychology). The stark environment around them bleeds into the starkness of the cultures themselves—but then, that might be partially because it’s impossible to really paint the nuances of a culture.

I also give her props for her language-building for two reasons:

  1. She’s actually given it some thought, has differences in the two languages we see in the story, and has sound systems that I’m not sure about but looks at least sorta cohesive.
  2. This is hands-down the ugliest language system I have ever seen.

She even beat out Tolkien* and Láadan in that latter category, far and away. It’s spectacularly ugly, cumulatively ugly, ugly piled on ugly.  The words were so awful—so nasty—that I gave serious thought to stopping the book just to get the hell away from having to read names and words like “Therem Harth rem ir Estraven,” “Gethen,” “kemmer,” “shifgrethor” (pardon me, I just gagged), “Harhahad,” “Ockre,”*** “Handdara,” “nusuth,” “Ehrenrang,” “kyorremy,” “Karhide.” Was she trying for ugly as the hind-end of a dog? Or is this just one of my own aesthetic sensibilities?

Despite the language, though, I kept going, and I’m glad I did.  At least now I can say I've read it.

*You can all kill me now.  If it makes you feel better, I am only comparing these two on the plane of sheer ugliness—Láadan can't touch Tolkien's language families in any other way.**

**And for those of you who may possibly like Láadan, let me just state that everybody has their own opinion, and yours is wrong.

***This one worries me. Why is there a “ck” blend—how is it different from “c” or “k”?  I’m much less suspicious of the double letters, and she may be able to make a case for her haphazard-looking use of “y,” but “ck”?  Really?


bloodyrosemccoy: (Default)
2008-11-15 09:25 pm

The Language Diaries ~ One Vowel

So I’ve been poking a bit at the pídebis’ most common language—all the names I’ve done for their people so far follow this sound system, although I’ve regularized them a bit for the sake of ease of reading in normal stories (taken away diacritics, used equivalents for the taps and other oddball letters).

 I have yet to name this language. So far I’ve mostly got the sound system down—but what a sound system!

 

The idea behind this one was a weird one, mostly inspired by the idea that y cn ndrstnd wrds vn f thyr mssng vwls. Some scripts, like Hebrew and Arabic, even omit vowels from their writing, or at least sort of shuffle them off to the side. So I thought, why not make a language that goes to extremes with that?

 

 

WARNING: Grand Act Of Nerdery Back Here )
bloodyrosemccoy: (Default)
2008-10-23 03:56 pm

Linguisticsing

Hey, cool.

I seem to have stumbled into a linguistics project.

A few months ago [livejournal.com profile] ellenmillion posted a question for the language nerds on language change. I don’t think she was looking for a really long answer, but you know how it is when someone asks a question about your area of expertise. I launched into an enthusiastic description of the factors that affect language over time, and volunteered to be around to answer any questons she had.

And that’s how I wound up on a team of Ellen and three language nerds, working to create a conlang for a possible future project.

I gotta say, I’m suddenly energized and feeling a lot happier about life now. I owe Ellen a debt of gratitude: she actually made this customer service rep feel like her linguistics degree can serve some purpose. And building a conlang is always just a ton of fun on its own. I’ve never collaborated on one before, but it’s interesting to work through to a consensus on thsi forum. And since the language is for commercial public use, there are different design parameters at work than what you’d have if your language was just for your own enjoyment, or as that sort of backstage information for a story that only manifests on the surface as a tendency for character names to not look like they were pulled out of your ass.* So we’ve been working on not only consistency, but ease of use for native English speakers—not too weird or different a sound system, not too crazily different syntax. It adds an interesting extra dimension to the process when you have to consider the idea of facilitating the learning ...

Plus, it’s fun! I’m not sure how much more I can say about it now than some generalities like that, but I’ll let y’all know when you can take a look at it. It feels good to be able to do a job using what I studied for years—I hope I can show it off when it goes public.


*Most names in stories like Doctors! are carefully worked out—if not the full language, like the arhodes', then at least the sound conventions. Which is a bit harsh on me for the pídebes, whose most common language has a single vowel with ten allophones. That is, the vowel depends on what consonants are in the syllable and the syllable’s tone—which means I have to have a cheat sheet with me when I make up names.

… I may give a longer description of this in a later entry, because it’s an interesting project of its own if you happen to be a language nerd.
bloodyrosemccoy: (Random Sentences)
2008-10-19 02:33 pm

Sparklies and Shinies

I am having a drought on Original Blog Thoughts, so until I come up with something profound to say, here is a jewelry meme I stole from [livejournal.com profile] xaandria.

What is your birthstone?
As I understand it, there are all sorts of different standards for birthstones, but the most common is sapphire. I’m assuming it’s blue sapphire.

Do you like your birthstone?
I do love corundum, but in all shades—check the username, after all.

In my first conlang I went on a jewel-naming kick* that featured corundum pretty heavily. I had a list of names for jewel colors. The idea was that the default terms of the jewels were corundum; but if you wanted to describe other jewels you’d use the corundum term as an adjective for another jewel—so that a green corundum is unure and green chrysoberyl is kisul unure. The idea was that the people considered corundum the default jewel.

A SPARKLY! )
bloodyrosemccoy: (Default)
2008-10-02 04:29 pm

Super Secret Awesome Doll Project FTW REVEALED!

Finally!

It’s been a month since I went out and got the doll.

The creation so far has involved some serious research—nine books by Tamora Pierce, all reread FOR RESEARCH OF COURSE.

Also, some hazardous chemicals got involved.

But now, Super Secret Awesome Doll Project FTW is ready to be revealed!

Doll Pictures! WHO IS IT? )
bloodyrosemccoy: (Random Sentences)
2008-09-30 11:11 pm

What He Said

From xkcd:

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This goes well with [livejournal.com profile] issendai’s Random Apostrophe Proclamation. I did propose an amendment for us conlang nerds, but I try to be minimal in my approach to random words tossed in when an English word would do just fine. Fellow conlang enthusiasts, unless we are writing specifically for each other, we must make use of appendices. Nice to think they’re good for something.
bloodyrosemccoy: (Default)
2008-06-03 02:34 pm
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Appointment With PAIN

Chimborazo Day
Anniversary - First Woman Rabbi in US
Anniversary - Mighty Casey Has Struck Out
Anniversary - Zoot Suit Riots
Birthday - Jefferson Davis (US Statesman)
Birthday - Colleen Dewhurst (actress)
Birthday - Allen Ginsberg (poet)
Confederate Memorial Day (Ky, La, Tn)
 
This weekend I worked out my new tattoo! It’s a single line of :rimulet script meant to go down my spine.* I’ve been toying with the idea for a while, but this weekend I finally measured my back with a tape measure in a very awkward few minutes of reaching, and then I whipped out the Sharpie and drew it life-size.
 
Then I realized my scanner won’t take something that long.
 
So I rewrote it with my calligraphy pen, so you get to see a rough draft of what it’s going to look like!

Possibly it was the Sharpie fumes, but it got me excited enough that I actually am going to overcome my usual inertia and do it.  I’ve got a consultation on Thursday, and the appointment is looking like Saturday.  I literally have an appointment with PAIN.
 
But dammit, I think it’s going to be worth it.
 
God damn it’s a good thing I sleep on my side.
 
 
*THE PAIN! YOU’LL DIE! etc.. 
bloodyrosemccoy: (Default)
2008-04-20 11:29 pm

Gee Whiz! Tell Me More!

[livejournal.com profile] dimethirwen  linked to this hilarious article: Men Explain Things To Me.
 
I’ve been noticing that for years, ever since reading bits of Deborah Tannen. I get it all the time—there are so many men who will try to turn conversations with me into a lecture. (Favorite version: a man will hear I’m an expert in something and begin to lecture me on it.) I have been frustrated by this in the past, but since I myself am a bona fide grade-A pompous know-it-all, I usually turn the attempts at lectures into an Infobattle.* It's fun to see how it throws them off.
 
Partly, they're thrown off because the guys don’t even know they’re doing it. They just assume that it’s the way conversations go. I think it’s important that I let you dudes know this, in case any of you have that tendency. For myself, I don’t always contest you, even when I see you starting in on it—it happens too often. If I argued every time, I’d be exhausted.   But. Even when I don’t do that, I want you guys to know something: I’m seeing it. And I’m simultaneously annoyed that guys feel they can do that because I’m a woman (even if it’s not on purpose)—and uproariously amused that they are carrying on about stuff they clearly know nothing about. You may want to keep an eye on that.
 
And now, in honor of my rant and my geekiness, have parts one, two, and three (three is a bit repetitive; you want to go to about 8:00 into it) of a hilarious and slightly squashed MST3k short** that shows that maybe this tendency is not so unnoticed after all. Enjoy this instructional video on how not to be instructional. (“Sure! That makes the dishes hygienically clean.”) Lectures like this have happened to me, and I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one.
 
 
*Sometimes this goes overboard. That’s what I did with the guy who told me the language in my story wasn’t cohesive. After the critique he told me that I should learn about this thing he’s into called “conlanging,” which would really help me with my language skills. I informed him that Rredrra was, in fact, my seventh or eighth conlang; furthermore, it is one of my most full-bodied, my first attempt at an ergative-absolutive language with a locative case in place of genitive, and that its sound system had a number of non-English consonants—and non-English consonant clusters—that were difficult to represent using Roman orthography, and it also had several-step rules for sound changes palatalization of sonorants that play out at the onset of syllables or the changing of word-final voiced fricatives to voiceless. Left him scrambling a bit to reclaim his upper hand. I call that move my BLINDING INFODUMP.
 
**Yes, I’m obsessed.
bloodyrosemccoy: Beast from X-Men at the computer, grinning wickedly (Beastly)
2008-04-15 10:11 pm

On The Other Side Of The Wringer

Well, back from the grueling First Story Critique!
 
It went pretty well. A lot of the criticism was good stuff on things I can fix, the overall impression was positive, I have been told I don’t need the italics (FUCK YEAH.  I hate big damn blocks of italics, but I didn’t know if it was strong enough without it), and one of them even gave me a magazine that contains a story he wrote (haven’t read it yet) that is “the antithesis of yours.”  Dammit, once again I am the accidental plagiarist!*
 
In fact, the only part I reacted badly to was when one dude blithely informed me that the conlang terms I used in there did not seem like part of the same language.  This was Rredrra we were talking about, though. Rredrra has a full sound system, grammar, and naming system in place, and a steadily growing lexicon. I am proud of Rredrra. Bitch, you insult my conlang and IT IS ON.**
 
He may have saved himself, though, since he did point out that I don’t mention any of the nonsentient hive minds on The Hive’s planet—something of a gross oversight if you want to get a believable world. I will put them in, if obliquely.
 
Anyway, overall good. I’m still not sure if I want to submit the Doctors! yet, since I think I want to get a whole book done before that. But it’s a start.
 
 
*At least he’s not Poul Anderson

**Of course, then he told me that Faruq is not a human name.  I will get right on drafting a letter to anyone who speaks an Arabic language.
bloodyrosemccoy: Beast from X-Men at the computer, grinning wickedly (Beastly)
2008-02-01 11:42 pm

Kinda With 'Em On The Sticky

Those of you who have been with me for a while may know that I’m an absolute fan of swear words. They are one of my favorite areas of linguistic and anthropological study. I maintain that you can learn a lot about a culture by what they find taboo. And there is no more interesting outlet for linguistic creativity than the cuss.
 
Naturally, a lot of my conlangs have some fun swear words, and recently I started thinking about them again after demanding that [personal profile] ysabetwordsmith post some of hers.  So I thought I’d highlight one of my favorite curse conlangs here—Rredrra, the language of arhods (like Ghil, in my Doctors! stories, but he’s too classy to use most of these words). So I present to you: Rredrra swearing!
 
I wanted to give you the unusual stuff, so I left out most of the scatological swears, but rest assured that Rredrra has a lot of ’em. They’re mostly the usual kind, though, so who cares?
 
The odd thing about Rredrra curses is that they do not wax very creative with sexual vituperation. This can tell you a little more about them, as well—arhodes have an annual mating season,* and it’s not long enough for them to get creative with their sexual antics before they stop thinking about it. But they have other, sometimes odd, ideas of what’s nasty, including:
 
Hygiene deficiency
Hesh ka!
“Soak me!”
Meaning: Interjection like “My god!” or “Good grief!”
Strength: mild
Explanation: Arhods are not really meant to be based on cats. They do have some things in common with various cat species, but from a a mishmash of types, and these common elements are only superficial.** But there is one thing I based very much on all the cats I’ve known: arhods absolutely hate being wet. Really hate it. Obsessive-compulsive ones even have trouble with their bimonthly shower, although most feel dirtier without it. But most arhods get to the point where they dislike thinking or talking about it and find it a mildly unpleasant subject, enough so that it’s made its way into the lexicon of curses.
 
Some arhods don’t mind it; and of course some find it necessary in their jobs. They’re regarded as “strong-stomached” individuals, the kind an arhode version of Mike Rowe would have on his show. But it confuses Galactic citizens to see a happy, wet arhod in much the same way it confuses me to see a cat that does not rise straight up in the air when placed in contact with water . I thought that was a law of physics.
bloodyrosemccoy: (Default)
2008-02-01 01:04 pm

At Least It's Not The Line About Expectorating

 
Bubble Gum Day
Freedom Day
Hula in the Coola Day
National Wear Red Day
Robinson Crusoe Day (Amelia sez: This one’s for Lychee!)
Women's Heart Health Day
 
So I’m thinking about getting another tattoo.
 
I don’t want to get too many tattoos. I don’t want to wind up with a bunch of tacky spots.* But a few tattoos is okay.
 
Getting too many wouldn’t work very well, anyway, since it takes me years to think up one I’d like. But I think I’ve come up with something I will still want when I finally go to get one: I want a spine tattoo.**
 
It would be simple. I want it in my vertical conlang script (:rimulet), which is very cool looking. The really good news about that is that if I get a quote in my conlang, it doesn’t matter what it says, because people wouldn’t understand it! But of course, I still want it to make sense for me and have some meaning.
 
This means that the suggestions Josh and I came up with for what it says probably won’t fly. Although some of 'em were pretty good:
 
“This is not a zipper.”
“If you can read this, you’re doing it wrong.”
“This way up.”
“Lower.”
“As a specimen, yes, I’m inTIMidating.”
 
I don’t actually want to get rid of all funny ones. I’d actually like something funny, since I like funny. But there’s two other points: it has to be short (one line of :rimulet script), and it has to be something I honestly wouldn’t mind knowing was on my back forever.
 
Here are a few of my favorites so far:
 
  • “The difference is that I really am right.” – This is my all-time favorite joke, although it gets complicated why I like it so much. At the end of the day, after we’ve all argued our opinions and carried on about how we all believe that we’re right and everything is subjective, it still boils down to you actually being right.  Even if you change your opinion, you are now right.
  • “The ending has not yet been written.” – Yes, this is from Myst.  It’s still something I quite like. It states that the world is open to possibilities and anything can happen.  It also describes a helluva lot of my writing projects.
  • “I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.” – Douglas Adams
  • “Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” – Carl Sagan
  • “It is the scientific use of the imagination.” – Sherlock Holmes.  Pretty much describes what it’s like to be a creative nerd.
  • “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.”
  • “I can't tell one moon from the other.” – A phrase from the conlang; has to do with the excitement of inspiration and getting assaulted by ideas so fast it gets delirious.
Clearly, it will take me a longish time to figure out which I want to wear.  But I think it’ll be cool no matter what. And nobody can accuse me of a frivolous tattoo when I had to invent the language it’s written in, after all.
 
 
*If you have a large and cool tattoo that’s different, but using yourself as a doodleboard can make you look a little ridiculous.
 
**Let’s get it out of the way right now: “Gee whiz, Amelia! Isn’t that one of the most painful tattoos?!” So they tell me. Oh, well.
bloodyrosemccoy: Beast from X-Men at the computer, grinning wickedly (Beastly)
2007-08-27 05:35 pm

It's Still Funny

"The Duchess" Who Wasn't Day
Birthday - President Lyndon Baines Johnson (36th President)
Birthday - Mother Teresa
Festival of Hungary Ghosts (China)
Independence Day (Moldova)
Liberation Day (Hong Kong)
 
Here it is, the myth about the comet that I thought was oh so funny. It still makes me giggle.
bloodyrosemccoy: (Lobot!)
2007-07-22 12:06 am

Qapla'!

Parents' Day
Pied Piper Day
Rat Catcher’s Day
Spooner's Day
Birthday - Alexander Calder (artist)
 
By the way, I just thought you guys would like to know that I have crossed a threshold.
 
I bought the Klingon dictionary.
 
I’m curious about Marc Okrand’s conlangs.  I want his job, and while Star Trek is pretty stupid about languages in general, Klingon intrigues me.  I hear it deliberately violates a lot of linguistic universals, which would be kinda neat to check out.
 
Oh, quit looking at me like that.
bloodyrosemccoy: Beast from X-Men at the computer, grinning wickedly (Beastly)
2007-07-11 07:03 pm

The Language Diaries ~ You Asked Me To Prove It ...

Bowdler's Day
UN World Population Day
Anniversary - Day of the Five Billion
Birthday - President John Quincy Adams (6th President)
 
[profile] cjtremlett asked for this, so you get it—the breakdown of the :rimulet name Lwefir, qre :am, Náileyè-Miye!aq-lal-Náiváim-Edisqi.* Beware, this is heavy on the linguistic terminology, and I’m too lazy to explain it because most of you don’t care. 


So more precisely, her last name wouldn't be “always knows what to say,” but “knows words which are right to say.” Which does say a lot about her.

Fortunately, in the stories you only get that as a bonus. For all intents and purposes, her name is Lwefir, which is easy enough to say. So I’ll let the rest of you go with that.


*Lwefir is a rúmúqilú, a mousy arboreal alien who walks on her arms when she isn’t swinging. She is the supervisor of Section 42 of The Hospital, where the main characters in Doctors in SPACE! all work.
bloodyrosemccoy: Beast from X-Men at the computer, grinning wickedly (Beastly)
2007-07-10 06:30 pm

And Now For Something Completely Different - Boing!

Oh, and [personal profile] caprinepointed me to this proclamation by [profile] issendai:
 
 
I say that while we’re at it, we summarily change any word with a pointless diacritic in it to “gazornenplat.” And then we should execute Christopher Paolini for crimes against conlanging..
 
 
Of course, this is coming from a conlanger with reasons for the weird orthography, a conlanger with a character whose full name is Doctor Lwefir, qre :am, Náileyè-Miye!aq-lal-Náiváim-Edisqi.*  Therefore, I petition for an amendment: if the author can give you a good linguistic reason for her diacritics, and can tell you exactly what the name means, then their apostrophes are exempt from this proclamation.
 
However, Tboingpel, Fboinglar, the Shiboingar Empire, and especially King Galbatorix,** of the province Gazornenplat, ruler of the kingdom Gazornenplat, sworn enemy of Arya Gazornenplat, and commander of the Raboingzac, have it coming.


*Since you ask, Doctor Lwefir, [daughter of] :am, Always-Knows-What-To-Say. Nobody wants to know the actual breakdown, do they? Because I could tell you ...

**Yes.
bloodyrosemccoy: Beast from X-Men at the computer, grinning wickedly (Beastly)
2007-06-10 02:27 am
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When Life Gives You Lemonade ...

Abused Women and Children's Awareness Day
Children's Sunday
Multicultural American Child Awareness Day
Race Unity Day
Write to Your Father Day
Anniversary - Alcoholics Anonymous
Anniversary - Ball Point Pen
Birthday - Judy Garland (singer/actress)
Birthday - Maurice Sendak (author)
Children's Day (Mass)
Day of Portugal (Portugal)
 
By the way, you know how I was carrying on about Láadan a few weeks back?
 
Well, guess who managed to wrangle a Gender and Linguistics term paper out of analyzing that language?
 
Heh heh heh. I still think it’s a dippy language, but analyzing why it seems dippy was actually pretty fun. And there were some interesting bits. But I feel a little evil now ...