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bloodyrosemccoy ([personal profile] bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2011-09-17 10:08 pm

Happy World Land Plans

To my own bewilderment, I have never, not once, been to Disneyland. Oh, I've been to DisneyWORLD, at the age of nine, and in my conservative opinion it was the GREATEST THING EVER,* but I've never been to the California one.

So my sister has taken it upon herself to fix this sorry situation. Over her fall break next month she and her friend are dragging me to LA, where we will meet my brother for a few days of Disney shenanigans. The bad news is that we have to drive there (I wanted to take the train), but hey, the good news? I'm going to DISNEYLAND.


*Especially since my parents, who at that point had a large chunk of cash to spend, bought into something called the "Grand Plan," an ill-conceived promotional program where you'd spend an exorbitant flat rate for every goddamned thing the entire park had to offer, then spent a week trying to earn a return on it by cramming every amenity, show, character breakfast, parade, and ride in between collecting souvenirs with the fervor of a character in a 90s Rareware game. It was AWESOME.

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
FUCKYEAH. Disneyland is not on the scale of Disneyworld, but still totally worth it. Wave when you pass Riverside!

[identity profile] gwalla.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't been there in ages, but I really like the Indiana Jones Adventure. And the Haunted Mansion, unless they've screwed it up.

IMO they kinda screwed up Space Mountain when they replaced the cool old Esquivel-ish background music with generic action/adventure soundtrack music, and Pirates of the Caribbean when they stuck Captain Jack animatronics everywhere.

The Tiki Room is glorious cheese.

Also, beware "It's a Small World".

[identity profile] ragman-jack.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
You must experience It's a Small World at least once in order to fully appreciate the warnings, though,

[identity profile] gwalla.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course, by that point it's too late...

[identity profile] ragman-jack.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Only the mad may understand the mad.

[identity profile] gwalla.livejournal.com 2011-09-21 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Also, the Jungle Boat Cruise is a MUST. Trust me on this one.