Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Dude, a raccoon just tried to JIMMY THE LOCK on our back door.

Zombie Apocalypse = old meme. Raccoon Apocalypse = IMMEDIATE DANGER.

At least the cat is on red alert now. THAT'LL make me sleep better.

Comments

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Once the raccoons and the cephalopods ally and turn against us, it will all be over.

[vorindi]

Once upon a time a raccoon rang our back doorbell in the middle of the night. Clearly your raccoons are more criminal-minded than mine. Or it's an escalation.

[bkwrrm-tx.livejournal.com]

Raccoons are seriously EVIL, man! One grabbed my sisters hair and almost scalped her, and then one had my sister and her (then) baby holed up in the house and she had to call her husband to come home from work and let the hunting dogs lose and *shoot* it.

Raccoons ain't nothin' to mess with. /shakes head sadly/

[gwalla.livejournal.com]

Uh oh!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wastrel/]

I'd just like to be equal to myself by taking a short moment to mourn the raccoon in the above comment.