bloodyrosemccoy: (Clever Dan)
bloodyrosemccoy ([personal profile] bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2011-11-03 08:39 pm

Don't Forget Our Mission Statement!

Discussed Executive Team Leadership Goals in our Liberry Staff Meeting today. Actual goal as listed on one of the Powerpoint slides: "Implement consensus decision-making techniques in order to integrate collaborative design."

Hot damn. Toss in "synergy" and "team-building" and you've got yourself a corporate singularity!

[identity profile] dark-phoenix54.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Jebus. What a pile of doesn't-mean-a-fucking-thing.

[identity profile] cjtremlett.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
You need to play buzz-word bingo.

[identity profile] mel-redcap.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
...I hate senses like that. It takes five minutes just to make sure you've parsed it right.
nobleplatypus: (english)

[personal profile] nobleplatypus 2011-11-04 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
That sure is a fancy way of saying "actually talk to one another like freaking adults." :P