bloodyrosemccoy: (Clever Dan)
bloodyrosemccoy ([personal profile] bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2011-11-03 08:39 pm

Don't Forget Our Mission Statement!

Discussed Executive Team Leadership Goals in our Liberry Staff Meeting today. Actual goal as listed on one of the Powerpoint slides: "Implement consensus decision-making techniques in order to integrate collaborative design."

Hot damn. Toss in "synergy" and "team-building" and you've got yourself a corporate singularity!

[identity profile] mel-redcap.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
...I hate senses like that. It takes five minutes just to make sure you've parsed it right.

[identity profile] mel-redcap.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
SENTENCES, dammit! See, the buzzwords have turned my brain to mush already!

[identity profile] padparadscha.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's the kind of phrase where you know what each word means INDIVIDUALLY ...