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bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2010-06-16 09:46 pm
bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2010-06-16 09:46 pm
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Oh Dear Optimus Christ, Why The Hell Is This In The Book Drop?
With your host, the Library Aide!
Our two contestants today:
1. It’s probably evidence in some nefarious crime or other, for pretty obvious reasons … say hello to a license plate!
2. They were tied into rings holding a multiple-DVD case closed. A round of applause for a pair of what I’m really hoping were balloons!
All right, so, we’ve met our contestants, now YOU be the judge … which is more ominous?
Y’all, this has been a WEIRD damn week at the Liberry. If my story shows up on an episode of Law’n’Order: We Totally Made This Up And Did Not Rip It From The Headlines In Any Way, I recommend not being surprised.
With your host, the Library Aide!
Our two contestants today:
1. It’s probably evidence in some nefarious crime or other, for pretty obvious reasons … say hello to a license plate!
2. They were tied into rings holding a multiple-DVD case closed. A round of applause for a pair of what I’m really hoping were balloons!
All right, so, we’ve met our contestants, now YOU be the judge … which is more ominous?
Y’all, this has been a WEIRD damn week at the Liberry. If my story shows up on an episode of Law’n’Order: We Totally Made This Up And Did Not Rip It From The Headlines In Any Way, I recommend not being surprised.
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Reminds me of a time, when I was young (about 17!) and naive, and I used to walk by a famous park on my way home from school. There would be shrunk what-I-thought-were-red-balloons all along the path, and I would wonder whether they were balloons or condoms, never having seen the latter before. Then I slipped on one. The End.
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