It Made Sense To Us

[bloodyrosemccoy]

MANAGER: Aides! This cart. It contains holds. Please do not shelve its contents.

AIDES: Very well.

MANAGER: Also do not shelve the coffee cup, which is also on this cart. It is mine.

AMELIA: I don’t know its call number, anyway.

(MANAGER moves away. AIDE #2 looks reflectively at the mug)

AIDE #2: Interesting. How would one go about cataloging a mug?

AMELIA: Check and see what’s in it! If it’s decaf, we’ll know to classify it as fiction.

AIDE #2: Well, that goes without saying.


Yeah, we’ve got this library science thing down cold. Time to put the Aide Brigade in charge, and we’ll have this place shipshape in no time.

Comments

[westrider.livejournal.com]

If there was real coffee in it, I'd guess it would go somewhere in the 540s, but that's about as far as I could go with it ;)

[kadharonon.livejournal.com]

Dewey or LoC? I could find you a call number... And subject headings...

[ellixis.livejournal.com]

If it's not decaf, it should go under Religion.

[dark-phoenix54.livejournal.com]

I want to work where you do.

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[grayarcadian.livejournal.com]

Ever thought of submitting that to Merry Librarian (http://www.merrylibrarian.com/)?

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

*giggles*