bloodyrosemccoy: (SCIENCE)
bloodyrosemccoy ([personal profile] bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2009-09-12 02:54 pm

Gross Science!

All together now: GAAAAACK!

The suggestion of critters replacing certain organs, however, with no ill effect on the host except in the sense that suddenly they’ve got some other organism with big gross feet or something acting as a vital organ, is an intriguing sci-fi possibility. And replacing your tongue with a giant horrible crawly thing has all sorts of interesting aspects to explore.* Akin had enough trouble with his tentatongue, and that thing didn’t even have a face.

Once again, nature is a step ahead of sci-fi.


*And some entertaining aspects, too: “Now let’s see why you’re having trouble talking. Open your mouth and say ‘ahhh.’”
“Ahh.”
“YEEEEEEEK!”
“Ih ihh bahd, dokhuh?”

On the plus side, it would make for some great practical jokes on your dentist. Or small rude children who stick their tongues out at you ... Oh, the opportunities are endless.

[identity profile] pandoras-closet.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . ah . . . ew . . .

[identity profile] dark-phoenix54.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

(stops and takes deep breath)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Seriously, someone should fucking call Torchwood, like, right now.

[identity profile] neintales.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah yes. I have seen that parasite many a time on the interwebs.

It never ceases to be freaky. AUUUUGH.

Glad I never caught a fish with that as a kid when dad was a boating/fishing nut, I had enough other traumatizations.

[identity profile] cougarfang.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Isopods are awesome :D

Especially the giant ones (c.f. this)

[identity profile] kittikattie.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
AH AH AH EW EW EW ICKY ICKY YUCK YUCK YUCK

[identity profile] daiq.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
What i love about this is when you think "parasite" you think something small, microscopic even - then you look at the photo and realise the isopod in question is almost as large at the fishes head!!! Rock on little isopod (and stay the hell away from me!)

[identity profile] chibicharibdys.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure I've seen these concepts played with in at least one novel and several comics, but damn ... endless possibilities.

Have you seen the zombie-ant-making fungus??? It is equally bizarre and SUPER ICKY

[identity profile] padparadscha.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, shit. Forgot not everyone thinks that particular brand of gross = cool. Sorry--shoulda warned you off.

[identity profile] cougarfang.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh how I love showing people the Cordyceps video... (warning: MAJOR ICK.)

[identity profile] gwalla.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Seen it before. Still creepy.

Thank goodness Lotusboob isn't actually real. (Though botflies come close)

[identity profile] skadichan.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
I agree.

[identity profile] skadichan.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
"endless possibilities"

Yeah. Life is full with infinite possibilities

[identity profile] skadichan.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
An isopod!!!

When I believe this animal was great for the deep-sea gigantism, this scientific note become it more interesting.

A parasite tongue! It's remember me for the Xenomorph tongue from Alien series.

[identity profile] kittikattie.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, don't worry. It's fascinating, but my first reaction is OMG WTF THERE IS NO GOD FOR NO GOD WOULD MAKE THAT HAPPEN and then after freaking out I go "hehehe cool."

[identity profile] westrider.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
That certainly would pose more of a problem if something like this infected a Species that relied on its Tongue for more than eating. Interesting possibilities with a Parasite/Symbiote that was intelligent enough/connected enough to its Host that it could replace a Speech Organ. Not only in terms of Infection, but also in terms of using it as a Prosthetic for certain forms of Muteness.

[identity profile] sofish-sasha.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
I read about this critter (and saw the pic) last week or so, and went "AWESOME!" :D

Ah, symbiosis, what fun! I once invented a kind of symbiotic fish, though so far I haven't thought of what to do with it. Pic: http://sofiaalexandra.deviantart.com/art/I-m-dead-sexy-yeah-111793699

[identity profile] sofish-sasha.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
It's like a cross between a xenomorph and a poleepkwa with a bit of Darth Vader thrown in! :D

[identity profile] sofish-sasha.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
To me, the creepiest thing about that photo is the teeth of the fish. They look kinda like human front teeth, don't they? O.O

[identity profile] packbat.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. My brother was just talking about this. Now I don't need to click on the link!

...

*clicks link*

...cool! That's way less gross than I was expecting!
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[personal profile] shadesofmauve 2009-09-13 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I saw that on Pharyngula, and my first thought was also a feeling of impending-sci-fi-possibilities. I'm not working on a sci-fi world, though.

[identity profile] baby-rissa-chan.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oooooooh...neat!!!

[identity profile] padparadscha.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, man, David Attenborough is like CRACK to me. Have you seen Life in the undergrowth? There's one episode which basically tells you all of the horrible things wasps do to other bugs. It's pretty awesome.

I love the music they picked for the Cordyceps bit, too.

[identity profile] padparadscha.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
I love the xenomorph's tongue with the jaws. So creepy!

Deep-sea gigantism is so weird. I just read a kickass novel featuring it ...

[identity profile] padparadscha.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
I loved that image! I'm sure your fishbuddies will find their niche.

[identity profile] padparadscha.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
There's a whole episode of Life in the Undergrowth pretty much dedicated to body horror bugs. With their various strategies for eating things from the inside out, wasps alone could fuel horror movies for YEARS.

[identity profile] gwalla.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
You're definitely not the first to say so.

[identity profile] queenlyzard.livejournal.com 2009-09-24 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
holy crap that's disturbing!