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[bloodyrosemccoy]

My sister has a side-splittingly funny mini-rant on the nefarious theft of a Magic Jesus Cracker. "I bet Jesus is turning in his cracker box because of all this silliness."

And don't tell me that I'm missing the point of the whole brouhaha, that the reason they're all up in arms is because the cracker actually turns into Jesus when you eat it. Oh, that is a perfectly rational explanation!

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[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

Get in line in that processional
step into that small confessional...

[zimwifepgk.livejournal.com]

I went to a Catholic high school.
I knew a kid from my (public) middle school who went there too.
He got suspended for a week after taking his wafer back to his seat before eating it at a school Mass, rather than taking it from the Eucharistic Minister and putting it in his mouth and crossing himself right away.
Yyyyeah.

[bean-bunny.livejournal.com]

David is fairly Catholic (not as Catholic as his grandparents, who keep so much Catholic paraphernalia in their home that David dares to yell at me when I call that place the Second Vatican), but he has a bug up his ass about church crackers. He refuses to believe they actually turn into Jesus.

Me, I'm Protestant and was always told they were crackers, so my only hand in this is when David bitches that I spent my childhood drinking grape juice instead of wine.

But I forwarded this to him, and he'll either love it or yell at me. I'll keep you posted if you care.

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

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