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bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2008-07-11 03:54 am
bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2008-07-11 03:54 am
2 ... 4 ... 6 ... 8! Time To Transubstantiate!
My sister has a side-splittingly funny mini-rant on the nefarious theft of a Magic Jesus Cracker. "I bet Jesus is turning in his cracker box because of all this silliness."
And don't tell me that I'm missing the point of the whole brouhaha, that the reason they're all up in arms is because the cracker actually turns into Jesus when you eat it. Oh, that is a perfectly rational explanation!
And don't tell me that I'm missing the point of the whole brouhaha, that the reason they're all up in arms is because the cracker actually turns into Jesus when you eat it. Oh, that is a perfectly rational explanation!
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step into that small confessional...
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I knew a kid from my (public) middle school who went there too.
He got suspended for a week after taking his wafer back to his seat before eating it at a school Mass, rather than taking it from the Eucharistic Minister and putting it in his mouth and crossing himself right away.
Yyyyeah.
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Me, I'm Protestant and was always told they were crackers, so my only hand in this is when David bitches that I spent my childhood drinking grape juice instead of wine.
But I forwarded this to him, and he'll either love it or yell at me. I'll keep you posted if you care.
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See, I can rather understand why David would refuse to believe the crackers actually turn into Jesus. For one thing, that's INSANE. Fairly Catholic is all you need.
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tell you if your sin's original ...
True story: I first heard that in my AP European History class, when my badass teacher used it to help illustrate some of the Catholic arguments during the Protestant Reformation. I borrowed the CD and ripped that song for my recovering Catholic parents.
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