Autobots Wage Their War Against The Evil Skillzors Of The Decepticons*

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Candlemas (Catholic/Orthodox)
Groundhog Day
Groundhog Job Shadow Day
Hedgehog Day
Imbolc (Wiccan)
Presentation of the Lord Day (Catholic/Orthodox)
Teach Your Daughter to Volunteer Day
Dia De La Candelaria (Mexico)

 
Scene: The Bizarro Fortress of Terror.  Amelia and chibicharibdys are watching the Transformers Rifftrax.

chibicharibdys: So the Autobots knew about the glasses from e-Bay, right? So why didn’t they just buy them?

Amelia: I dunno. Maybe they tried but the Decepticons would have outbid them.

 

chibicharibdys: I can see it now: Transformers – e-Bay Bidding War. Optimus frantically hitting “refresh” …

 

Amelia: Frenzy would snipe him at the last minute.

 

chibicharibdys: He would.

 

Amelia: The giant city-destroying battle just seemed less stressful.


*This is the greatest lyric in a theme song ever. There are about fourteen more syllables than can be fit properly in it, and there is no way to fix this.  People have tried.

Comments

[marnanel.livejournal.com]

we have candlemas in the anglican church too :)

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Good to know! You can take it up with these dudes. Would you like me to make an edit?

[marnanel.livejournal.com]

Nah, don't worry. Most of the Anglicans I know who celebrate Candlemas call themselves Catholics anyway, just not Roman Catholics. :)