Autobots Wage Their War Against The Evil Skillzors Of The Decepticons*

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Scene: The Bizarro Fortress of Terror.  Amelia and chibicharibdys are watching the Transformers Rifftrax.

chibicharibdys: So the Autobots knew about the glasses from e-Bay, right? So why didn’t they just buy them?

Amelia: I dunno. Maybe they tried but the Decepticons would have outbid them.

 

chibicharibdys: I can see it now: Transformers – e-Bay Bidding War. Optimus frantically hitting “refresh” …

 

Amelia: Frenzy would snipe him at the last minute.

 

chibicharibdys: He would.

 

Amelia: The giant city-destroying battle just seemed less stressful.


*This is the greatest lyric in a theme song ever. There are about fourteen more syllables than can be fit properly in it, and there is no way to fix this.  People have tried.